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Article by: Mistress Heaven |
THE HEAVEN REPORT What
a night indeed! Monday eve, his
lordship Jael invited me to come along on his taming training. I decided it
sounded like a wonderful adventure so I gathered the items I would need to
practice my art of provocation, plus some extra warm clothes and awaited his
method of travel with baited breath. No
sooner had I run outside and blinked than the blue portal opened to whisk me
through to the chilly coldness of Ice Island. I saw he was inside a house, so I
timidly knocked on the door. One never knows what one will find in a house
occupied by male warriors. He waved me to wait for a moment then rushed passed me, out the door, whilst yelling, “follow me!” over his shoulder. I gathered my skirts and ran behind him. Goodness, ‘twas a long run and so many animals! He took me to a spot which I daresay must be a favorite for I saw signs of his taming practice all round. As he was taming, I decided to continue my practice with provoking a couple of his bears. Unbeknownst to me, there was an Orc camp not a few feet away! Shuddering, I raced towards Jael and his bears. (‘Tis no wonder I love those bears now.). They saved my life by attacking those smelly orcs and allowing me to catch my breath. I amost fainted from the fear of them attacking me. “shudders” We decided after a time, to carry on to Deceit to provoke some of those undeadly beings. But alas, was not meant to be as no sooner did we come across those horrid creatures, than the Great Lag Beast reared its head and allowed those horrid things from the grave to trap me in a corner. Before I could blink and hear Jael scream for me to run, I was but a corpse. Passing my hand through my head (I was attempting to brush my hair off my face), I noticed some most unmentionable characters racing through towards me. I knew in a heartbeat that Jael was dead. ‘Twas the guild known as Guardian Chosen who took his life. One of many times I am sure. They ran past me in a hurry it would seem but then, just as quickly, they retreated. I made my out of this dark and dreary place in search of light and fresh air when once again; I saw two of them in ghostly forms awaiting patiently at the entrance. Shaking my head, I ran past them as only a ghost can run and headed for sanctuary. Barreling
through the door of the marshal house, and still unseen, I came across Jael, his
lordship Jameison and some character by the name of John Wayne.
Jael kindly pointed to the south so I could return to my human form. Upon
my return, I decided ‘twas time for this lady to take a rest and waved goodbye
wearily to all. Until next time…….
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