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Article by: Evak Vos'x KGB Foreign Minister
Related Story Links: Imperium's Unholy Alliance against KGB
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KGB
Dies in Defiance of -I- Evil Alliance
(Seige Perilous - S.Trinsic Occupied Zone) The Knights of Glory and Beer have stood firm on the principles of freedom and justice - a slap in the face to the Imperium (-I-), who has lobbied the entire Seige Perilous world, to accept their murderous inclinations and believe their shifty protestations of peaceful rule. The Imperial negotiators have been so effective, that many guilds have openly questioned the validity of our war against these murderous scoundrels. Despite heavy pressure from the 'good' community for KGB to cease its futile war against evil - the Knights of Glory and Beer have refused to budge. GSS Minister Stiehl addressed the guild several days ago - uniting the order against the threat of Evil Tyranny. "Within KGB, I've witnessed many things. I've witnessed acts of extreme bravery, courage, honor and sacrifice, and I have watched ..defeat. I have watched our politicians and diplomats strive with fury to relay our message to the world. I have watched the integrity of our organization and the personal integrity of each one of you brought to trial for doing what is right." said Stiehl. "The Imperium has slandered our good name, and has [tried to taint] our morality that does not break. I have watched us be held captive, restricted by our own ideals, and forcefully held at bay from a group of murderers," said Stiehl. The fiery speech held a captivated guild on its toes, as Stiehl hammered home our reason for being. "NO LONGER will we suffer the indignities of being called cowards. NO LONGER will we have our morals questioned and put under a microscope. Our mission is clear! The Imperium MUST NOT be allowed to use provacative laws to justify murder. We CAN NOT allow innocent people to be struck down by the wrath of a group of thugs any longer!" Stiehl thundered. Imperium spokesmen Malic Ravencry said "KGB can't handle the heat of 4 reds, they begin to crack and break. Now they look for a way out. The situation is, KGB brought this on themselves, they found out real quick they couldn't handle 4 reds. -I- has offered them a way out, to accept our 2 terms of peace. They refuse." In typical -I- fashion the Imperials utter untruth and then qualify it with another. Ravencry says KGB can't handle 4 reds and [we] want a way out - then he says -I- offered two ways out and KGB refused. Lord Evocare, Imperium's Official Murderer, said "What you see before you now is a defeated KGB looking for any possible recourse to turn a failed campaign to their favor." After tiring of Imperium's constant boasting about how Imperium is defeating KGB with "only 4 reds" and Imperium Spokesmen Snow laughed at KGB's members. "I've been watching the KGB roster zoom up with members. We have FOUR reds gentlemen. Count them. FOUR. Your guild numbers almost 100 now. I would think you would be embarrassed to tears to have to pump up your numbers so dramatically in order to handle FOUR reds. I know it tells me something," said Snow (-I-). It tells the whole shard something - that the Imperium are liars, and boasts about their victories where they take the smallest part in, while PK allies do the rest is nothing but a fabrication. The KGB gathered its forces to 'test' the power of the mighty prowess of Imperium's "4 count em' 4 reds" who single handedly defeat KGB in every encounter. One of Imperium's children Zak Crosswind, escaped his grounding and had this to say about KGB "you guys are l33t PvP g0dZ of Pacific who r0xx0rz hard, why exactly are 4 men massacring you? Let's face it. You are frustrated that you rarely kill them, and for every one of them you kill, they kill a dozen of you." KGB has stated all along that the Imperium does nothing but hire forces of Pk's to do their killing. The Sentinel has just learned that Zak Crosswind has been put on 'probation' again for not following decorum, and embarrassing the empire.
In peaceful protests of the Murderous Plate Law awaiting the "4 Horsemen of the Imperium" who boldly declare they defeat entire guilds alone! KGB's intention was to demand that Imperium repeal the plate law and to bring the Imperium murderers to justice. GSS reports strongly suggested that the Imperium would not bring its Inquisitors at all - avoiding the situation entirely as is common. They did strongly warn the possibility that their allies would arrive.
The KGB bravely fought against superior forces of ex-AoD, CE, and ToM to the death. "The Imperium just can't understand why we don't buckle under to the pressure, why we don't just give into their demands. Why we continue to fight outnumbered against all of their PK helpers. As we grow stronger, they will have few choices... (will) the Imperium become red or recruit more and more PK guilds to help them. In the end, the community will see them for who and what they really are when they have nothing but PK guilds propping them up," said KGB Gideon Darkbane.Despite the slaughter of KGB protesters the event was viewed as a victory. The Imperium finally shed their sheep's clothing to reveal the 'murderer wolf' that they are.
Before you believe the 'claims' that Imperium recruited this bunch out of desperation against the guild they 'seemingly' slaughter with their '4 Horsemen' follow this link to the story on their last attack of KGB - Imperium's Unholy Alliance against KGB Here is a quote from Caramon Fey pleading that their Empire is just and 'good'. " We are not outlaws, since we do not live on British's lands. We live on Imperial lands. British's lands are towns where he has his Hythloth guards patrol. Not wilderness, dungeons, or other folk's lands. If we lived in Trinsic WHILE British guards and paladins still protected the streets you might have a case" pleaded Caramon Fey. Malic Ravencry of Imperium said it best, "How does it feel to fight an Empire that is honorable and just, just because your fellows tell you we are evil".
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