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Volume 3, 1st Edition

KGB 2001
by JetStar, KGB High King

It has been a long road through 2001.  KGB members have spread their presence across Cyberspace in the worlds of Tanarus, Ultima Online, Everquest, Asherons Call, Anarchy Online, and most recently Dark Age of Camelot.  Time have changed since the glorious days of protecting the innocent in Ultima Online, or from policing lameness in Tanarus.  The most recent worlds are designed around factions, and there our historic mission no longer is clear.  We have, and will continue to adapt as many of us look forward to the worlds of Shadowbane and Star Wars Galaxies.
It has been a year since the last edition of the KGB Sentinel.  Publishing it takes allot of effort and input from the membership.  It is my hope that everyone can get involved once again, and that we can continue to record our history as an organization. Stay tuned .

October 2001 UO PvP Tournament - Elph, KGB Commander
(Please Note: Elph chose to use a tool to change the text to fit the era, please forgive her)
     In ye evening of this fine Saturday, twert a pvp tournament hosted by Drake LOV.  A fellow anti wished for to doest his farewell to Ultima Online with a bang.  The premise wert simple, one on one pvp.    Ye winner gets a three year veteran reward of their choice.  Then for the door prize wert an ethereal mount.  Yonder way to win yonder door prize wert in a free for all duel at yonder end of yonder event.  Upon the evening drake decided to host the best joke with a prize of fifty thousand gold.
     The night started slow, not many players showed up for the event.  The original battle  ground wert Shame Arena.  Alas! Yonder wert nay such place.  Then we headed off to Wrong Arena.  Upon arrival to ye dueling ground we met our competition also what couldst exceedingly well be our plumpe.  The duelers be as follows, Speedy of -A-, Aswepe of BLD, Chukka at Risk of AA (A.K.A. Hoochi), Toxiclore of KGB, Drake/Bali the host, Elph of KGB as well as Kalypso of KGB.  Oh what a night this wert going to be.  I couldst see ye lust for blood also carnage in ye eyes verily of my fellow Antis. Parings be announced.  It wert to be round one Kalypso of KGB Vs Aswepe of BLD, round two Elph of KGB Vs Speedy of -A-, round 3 wert Toxiclore of KGB Vs Chukka at Risk of AA, round four went on to be a match for Toxiclore of KGB Vs Drake/Bali yonder host.

Round one started off as well. Took off into immediate action, it went back as well as forth for a while wert so close a match.  Near its end unfortunately wert the demise of my beloved husband Kalypso.  Kalypso held out for a while dueling off yon evil mages bane of yon spells that his competitor wert casting.  In yon end it seemed magic wert yon key.  His band aids ben't healing fast enough nor be his mysterious potions.  In the end Aswepe wert victorious in addition and ran to the aid, to heal his fallen comrade.  The fighters shook hands in addition to stated great duel.  Kalypso walked off the battlefield with his head hung low, but knew that his loss wert all in good fun.
My turn wert up round two.  I may have went in with my head a little bigger than usual I expected to show my skills as well and hold out and well as possible win.  Elph Vs.  Speedy,  we quickly ran to the battlefield eager with winning in our eyes the truth.  Unfortunately for mine self I felt the ire of Speedy burn mine arse.  The battle didst not last bloody long as well as I wert out quickly.  Seems my weapons had failed me even though they be brand-new.  Upon my demise like any noble fellow wouldst doest he brought me back to life as well as I wert well once more.  A little shocked at how quickly I lost but knew in my warrior heart wert all in great fun.
Round three Toxiclore Vs Chukka at Risk.  Wert an entertaining battle to say the least.  The duel lasted quite a while as well as wert entertaining to watch.  As I watched my fellow brother duel, I took great pride in my heart knowing how well he didst.  In the end Toxiclore whom wert the last hope in the one on one for our guild, fell to his death.  His opponent wert verily prepared with many trapped pouches to avoid his peril from the paralyze spells my fellow comrade wert busting upon him.

Off  to round four.  This wert somewhat of a rematch.  Although not the same duelers just a different rule set as well as a lengthier battle.  In the end our host brought down the almighty force of the KGB.  As well as once more my brother Toxiclore had fallen to death.
     On to the semi-finals we went but nay sooner were we in our battle as well as nay sooner couldst Toxiclore gather his belongings an enemy guild was invading upon us.  I shall not reveal thy tide of this guild but those that be yonder knowest who I be talking about.  Mine only reason for not disclosing them be I feel that the people need not be mentioned, for I fear some of their heads wouldst swell.  We began to duel them as well as killed one of them and as then the people retreated like the cowards the people art, and we continued on with the event.  But alas!  One lone guild person from that horrid guild decided to come back as well to continue ruining our gleeful event.  After a bit of chasing and then us returning to our group we decided to move the event to a better place where we wouldst not be near such knaves as those that interrupted us.
We traveled far also finally settled in a strange land on a small island to where we couldst not be harmed.  Ye semi-finals roared on. Up first wert ye Merlin Speedy vs Merlin Aswepe.  Twert  a long somber duel since its takes so long to regenerate thy mana.  After awhile ye duel ended also ye last lord to stand wert Aswepe, once more victorious.  Now I must admit that it wert quite nice to see Speedy's corpse lay so near my feet when I still felt ye defeat in my heart from our previous battle.   I believe in mine heart ye only way that battle ended wert because speedy had ran out of reagents also couldst nay longer cast such deadly spells.

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