October 2001 UO PvP Tourney
by Elph. KGB Commander

We traveled far also finally settled in a strange land on a small island to where we couldst not be harmed.  Ye semi-finals roared on. Up first wert ye Merlin Speedy vs Merlin Aswepe.  Twert  a long somber duel since its takes so long to regenerate thy mana.  After awhile ye duel ended also ye last lord to stand wert Aswepe, once more victorious.  Now I must admit that it wert quite nice to see Speedy's corpse lay so near my feet when I still felt ye defeat in my heart from our previous battle.   I believe in mine heart ye only way that battle ended wert because speedy had ran out of reagents also couldst nay longer cast such deadly spells.

Second round semi-finals Drake/Bali Vs Chukka at Risk.  This wert to be an eventful battle dexxer on dexxer.  Wert so exhilarating to watch these two allies duel amongst each other.  Nearing yonder end of yonder duel I fear that our most generous host had been defeated in addition to then it wert time for yonder final round of the two victorious duelers.

Finals!  Two men stared coldly into each others eyes, the truth not knowing what wert to become of either one of them wouldst Chukka come out winner as well as Aswepe loser or be the tables to be turned.  Each player dived into battle as if they be ready to attack the evils of Siege Perilous.  The battle  wert so close many times but the tables be quickly turned, pretty equally I must say.  Chukka pulled out all the stops I believe I seen foam come from his teeth, he had victory in his eyes the truth as well as wert sure in his heart that it wouldst be his.  Aswepe wert greatly tactical as well as had eyes the truth of blood red, as sweat poured down his brow by his almost near death he suddenly seemed to concentrate more as well as connect his skills with his target.  The battle had ended, only one gentleman wert standing.  One Rogue who had claimed as well as proven to be the best fighter in the ring.  The almighty Aswepe well claimed victory as well as wert readily awaiting his reward.  His choice for the reward wert an ethereal mount.  He received his reward as well he hopped upon his steed and trotted around showing it off. The others went to get restocked as well as get ready for the free for all.

Before the free for all the reward wert given to the person with the best joke.  It wert said to be an odd joke one with kind of a twisted humor.  Some of us said the jokes in game as well as others decided to doest in private since they be a little long as well as some be tired from our tremendous battles.  Drake had said that I had yonder best joke in addition to he awarded me a fifty thousand gold piece check.  I wert extremely excited for once I felt like the richest lady in the lands. 

Now it wert nearing dawn as well as it wert time for the free for all.  The rules be simple kill all that be to be killed as well as the last person standing be the winner.  I wert excited it wert my last chance at victory as well as bring back the glory to my guild or to have any other one of us win the prize as well.  Having my husband sit next to me as well as some other heavy communication with our other guild mate we made a battle plan.  We decided that the winner of the previous event must be the first cease.  So Kalypso as well as mine self teamed up as well we went hastily after our number one target.  It wert rather quick that the almighty Aswepe fell to our blades. It wert now time to pick our next target, Drake/Bali wert next.  Such a noble host he wert so kind as well as so generous one couldst say we shouldst almost have felt guilty to slay him with our weapons.  But twert a game as well as we be hither to win.  Drake fell to our blades like our other opponent.  We strategically chose our next target we decided to save our guild mate for the later if he wert still to be standing.  Chukka wert our next victim we took him down as well as quickly, said our apologies to our fellow comrade of the KGB.  The battle wert on three people standing all Knights of Glory and Beer.  We proceeded with our blades to take out the magical Toxiclore.  I fear that we scared him off because he quickly retreated from the arena down to the sandy bottom of the isle ergo making it impossible to be killed but thus disqualifying himself in battle.  Yonder heat wert on it wert a battle of husband against wife, I felt most mighty of fear that I wouldst not win against Kalypso for he wert a great more experienced dueler.  Twert a good  duel if I must say but in yonder end I wert victorious.  Kalypso fell to my ire also my blade slayed him to his death.  After my victory I wert ready to heal thy dead as well as resurrect their poor souls so the people couldst retrieve yonder belongings.  Once all wert alive I wert able to claim my prize.  Drake asked for my gold prize of the gold back, which wert happily agreed.  It wert now my time to choose my reward.  I chose the ethereal mount  which I shall ride later this month.  Wert such a grand night as well as the victory of mine made me surpassingly proud of mine self.  I avenged mine earlier death.

 As a surprise to all of us our generous host decided to give all yon participants that didst not win yon prizes a reward of twenty-five thousand gold.  We thanked our host also it wert off to battle to free yon evils from our abode also to leave for yon night with yon honor that we art so bind to put forth.

 Once again I would like to thank Drake for a splendid evening and I really hope you enjoyed my article.  The date of this event was October 13, 2001.

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